lunes, 10 de diciembre de 2007

Me tengo que acostumbrar a vivir sin tus fotos

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Ya me había cansado
de casi todas mis tonterías,
Ya me había cansado
de ser niño bonito,
de ser niño guapo,
de tus besos y mis mentiras,
de tus poemas para otros,
de tu plan b…


Ya me había cansado
de tanto vino tinto.
Ya me había cansado
de estar perdido este laberinto.


Ya me había cansado,
sin embargo,
ahora me tengo que acostumbrar
a vivir sin tus fotos
y lo que es peor,
sin tus sonrisas, tus miradas,
sin tus besos de cuidar.


Pero bueno, tú tranquila
que con todo lo que me has jodido
no me costará demasiado esfuerzo olvidarte.


[ este es un nuevo poema perdido, escrito en enero de este mismo año. supongo que según abrá cajas irán apareciendo muchas palabras olvidadas. recuerdos. encuentros...
de los primeros versos de este poema surgió la "aguja en el corazón" que más me gusta. http://marcus-versus.blogspot.com/2007/03/ya-me-haba-cansado-de-tragarme-el-semen.html

brindemos por los sufrimientos del pasado. ]

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